Johnny gets a haircut -- and frikkin other things, too.
Grow up Sox fans. Just frikkin grow up. Damon is going to make $3 million more each year playing for the Yankees than he was going to playing for the Sox. That is a whole lot of salad. It will also pay for an excellent reliever, a good closer and a decent outfielder. Maybe not a 100 rbi, .300 batter, but probably 80 rbis and .280. If as a result you get a better bullpen, you still win. Damon simply was not worth the cash. And he has an arm that is in question. And an ego that knows no bounds. Nobody is irreplaceable, not Damon, not Ramirez. Whew.
Lets get rid of Manny too and presto! We have a war chest to snag some decent players. I know that the trading season is running late, but there is always talent available, you just need a good Gm to spot it ... oh, yeah. I forgot. Oh, well.
I cannot wait until the Kaiser meets with his new traitorous Sox import: "You. Get a haircut. Hey, just a minute, before you run off and play ... shut your mouth too. You're a Yankee now and that means you gotta play the party line. Idiot." I predict tears.
Speaking of tears ... finally a District Court Judge with a serious pair on him (coulda been her too -- remember Kimba Wood?). Intelligent Design? Pshaw!! I poop on your silly notions, religious fanatics! I have to read this opinion. From what I have gathered, this ought to make seriously amusing reading.
Just a thought: yesterday while driving through the People's Republic of Cambridge, I saw one of those classic Subarus, you know, the ones with all the stickers on the back? To wit: "celebrate diversity" and "more trees and less bush" (irony there that the diverse driver was female????) and other left wing slogans. So the driver is undoubtedly Democrat. Ok, so anti-war too ("peace is patriotic" sticker). But here is the kicker: the people that we are at war with are pretty anti-feminist. In fact, you could say that they would rather have them barefoot and in the kitchen with a curtain/rug over their heads. But this does not even contemplate the notion of two females engaging in intimate acts. That would mean a short-cut to visiting Allah, by way of the dude in the village square with the sword. So there we are, fighting a war that they are against, to defend their rights to unisex congress, among others, while they advocate peace and understanding. Understanding: the diverse need to understand that their champions are in fact the much reviled right. The left would, by its very inaction consign them to the front of the line when the faithful start handing out tickets on the Allah express.
What else? Oh yeah ... Saddam's complaining that American tourtured him. He looks to be in one piece, his tongue wags, he has two eyes to see with, 10 fingers/thumbs, no obvious broken bones ... what the fug has he to complain about? Huh? And Mr. Hussein, even if you showed up at court with no eyes, ears, fingernails, digits or unable to stand, that would be too good for you. How dare you claim YOUR rights were violation by torture. That is simply too much. Even that news agencies report this shit is too much. For JHC's sake, he'd swear the Pope did it if it would gain him more press in the Arab world and somehow make him look like the afflicted one. Lets just shoot him.
Lets get rid of Manny too and presto! We have a war chest to snag some decent players. I know that the trading season is running late, but there is always talent available, you just need a good Gm to spot it ... oh, yeah. I forgot. Oh, well.
I cannot wait until the Kaiser meets with his new traitorous Sox import: "You. Get a haircut. Hey, just a minute, before you run off and play ... shut your mouth too. You're a Yankee now and that means you gotta play the party line. Idiot." I predict tears.
Speaking of tears ... finally a District Court Judge with a serious pair on him (coulda been her too -- remember Kimba Wood?). Intelligent Design? Pshaw!! I poop on your silly notions, religious fanatics! I have to read this opinion. From what I have gathered, this ought to make seriously amusing reading.
Just a thought: yesterday while driving through the People's Republic of Cambridge, I saw one of those classic Subarus, you know, the ones with all the stickers on the back? To wit: "celebrate diversity" and "more trees and less bush" (irony there that the diverse driver was female????) and other left wing slogans. So the driver is undoubtedly Democrat. Ok, so anti-war too ("peace is patriotic" sticker). But here is the kicker: the people that we are at war with are pretty anti-feminist. In fact, you could say that they would rather have them barefoot and in the kitchen with a curtain/rug over their heads. But this does not even contemplate the notion of two females engaging in intimate acts. That would mean a short-cut to visiting Allah, by way of the dude in the village square with the sword. So there we are, fighting a war that they are against, to defend their rights to unisex congress, among others, while they advocate peace and understanding. Understanding: the diverse need to understand that their champions are in fact the much reviled right. The left would, by its very inaction consign them to the front of the line when the faithful start handing out tickets on the Allah express.
What else? Oh yeah ... Saddam's complaining that American tourtured him. He looks to be in one piece, his tongue wags, he has two eyes to see with, 10 fingers/thumbs, no obvious broken bones ... what the fug has he to complain about? Huh? And Mr. Hussein, even if you showed up at court with no eyes, ears, fingernails, digits or unable to stand, that would be too good for you. How dare you claim YOUR rights were violation by torture. That is simply too much. Even that news agencies report this shit is too much. For JHC's sake, he'd swear the Pope did it if it would gain him more press in the Arab world and somehow make him look like the afflicted one. Lets just shoot him.
posted by Zaphod at Wednesday, December 21, 2005
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