Tiger, tiger, burning bright in the forest of the night

Or something like that.

So he DID play away games. His apology is pathetic ... but probably heart-felt. Utlimately, it is none of our business: I am sure that Elin is mortified (and could be charged with felony assault), and Tiger looks like an a@@hole. He would certainly not be the first athlete to wander, just the richest.

Apart from the whole moral issue, the question must be posed: why? If even semi-morons playing baseball can keep bag-men and homies between them and the chicks, what is a "bright" dude Tiger doing get caught with a cocktail waitress? I mean, a Stanford man is meant to be smart and that brand of skank is not exactly notorious for their discretion. And IMG should be firing a few minders right about now: their revenues will drop significantly as a result of their stupidity in even letting this happen.

Elin ... how crazy? Crazy and heart broken that her man cheated? Crazy to let the whole world know? Crazy to be in line for $300 million settlement in the prenup? Or a loving woman cheated on by a narcissist man/boy? Hard to say.

Tiger ... not even the smarts to find a professional who knows to keep her mouth shut. Idiot -- unless he WANTED to get caught. One thing I learn doing divorces is that nothing is too crazy or out of the ordinary to be ... uncommon. Jeez -- calling someone as indiscreet as the bimbo Grubbs in Las Vegas. And, if she is to be believed, 20 liasons -- sex romps -- with her. If anything should affect brand Tiger, Inc., it is the base crassness of it all. A pro to find a little love, because your wife is frigid or doesn't understand you is one thing: business. A floozie destined to hurt your wife whom you still love and your kids ... unforgivable.

Back to Climategate: Boxers wants the hackers who exposed the hoax prosecuted ... yeah, she'll follow the science all right, she is NOT in the bag of the liberal loony left. Nope. We have morons living on the San Andreas fault to thank for her presence in Washington.