Al Qaeda OP Caught
So Khalid al-Mashadani, an Iraqi also known as Abu Shahed, was seized on July 4 in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul and is in coalition custody. Styled as the highest Iraqi in AQ currently operating in that country, he is allegedly the conduit between OBL / Zawahri and Al Masri, the AQ chief in Iraq.
Great. If you have been paying attention, you will note that Democrat surrender-monkeys and their counterparts in the UK, are against all forms of coercive interrogation. That means, we are meant to interrogate him nicely. You know, pepper him with questions over a period of months or years. In the meanwhile, AQ will have the opportunity to determine what Abu Shithead knows and sever whatever links and spring whatever sleepers he may be able to finger. And we can be certain that Abu Pooper will not talk readily, given velvet glove interrogation.
So I propose that we shoot him full of scopolamine and or any other cocktail of drugs and torture the crap out of him. If he dies, then we will not be worse off than before, if he coughs up useless information, we will know on short order. If he can be induced to spit out the goods -- good. You see, he would not have a qualm about sawing off your head with a pocket knife and broadcasting the video on the internet. Your life -- my life -- means nothing to him. We would not be "stooping" to any base level from which we could expect "bad treatment" from the hands of his allies: we already get that ... remember the Pearl beheading? Or the National Guard gents eviscerated floating down the Tigris?
No, let's get what this cat knows and get it now. I have GOT to imagine that we have some less than friendly techniques that might loosen his mind and tongue. And if the weenies in this country cannot take the heat, too bad. The grandstanding about a timetable for withdrawal shows who is made of what and how much they "care" about humanity as opposed to their political lives. I urinate on them from a great height, unless they are actually on fire -- in which case I withhold such relief.
Great. If you have been paying attention, you will note that Democrat surrender-monkeys and their counterparts in the UK, are against all forms of coercive interrogation. That means, we are meant to interrogate him nicely. You know, pepper him with questions over a period of months or years. In the meanwhile, AQ will have the opportunity to determine what Abu Shithead knows and sever whatever links and spring whatever sleepers he may be able to finger. And we can be certain that Abu Pooper will not talk readily, given velvet glove interrogation.
So I propose that we shoot him full of scopolamine and or any other cocktail of drugs and torture the crap out of him. If he dies, then we will not be worse off than before, if he coughs up useless information, we will know on short order. If he can be induced to spit out the goods -- good. You see, he would not have a qualm about sawing off your head with a pocket knife and broadcasting the video on the internet. Your life -- my life -- means nothing to him. We would not be "stooping" to any base level from which we could expect "bad treatment" from the hands of his allies: we already get that ... remember the Pearl beheading? Or the National Guard gents eviscerated floating down the Tigris?
No, let's get what this cat knows and get it now. I have GOT to imagine that we have some less than friendly techniques that might loosen his mind and tongue. And if the weenies in this country cannot take the heat, too bad. The grandstanding about a timetable for withdrawal shows who is made of what and how much they "care" about humanity as opposed to their political lives. I urinate on them from a great height, unless they are actually on fire -- in which case I withhold such relief.
posted by Zaphod at Wednesday, July 18, 2007
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